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Well, I promised answers to those corn quiz questions, so I guess I better post them. Really I’m just putting of getting insurance quotes and getting ready for work. I really should do both because I need the money to pay the insurance and if I get a good quote I could be paying a lot less. Guess that means this is enough rambling on. The answers are inside…

1. Johnny Depp’s first professional acting role was in what film?
   1. Friday the 13th (Turn Left)
   2. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Turn Right)
   3. A Nightmare on Elm Street (Turn Left)
   4. Children of the Corn (Turn Right)
2. How many cabins were at the Bates Motel?
   1. 10 (Turn Left)
   2. 20 (Turn Right)
   3. 12 (Turn Right)
   4. 8 (Turn Left)
3. What is Michael Meyer’s middle name?
   1. Jason (Turn Right)
   2. Frederick (Turn Left)
   3. Audrey (Turn Left)
   4. Lee (Turn Right)
4. The largest pumpkin ever grown weighed?
   1. 2011 lbs. (Turn Left)
   2. 1502 lbs. (Turn Right)
   3. 988 lbs. (Turn Left)
   4. 1725 lbs. (Turn Right)
5. What was the name of the ship in Jaws?
   1. Pelagus (Turn Right)
   2. Endurance (Turn Left)
   3. Orca (Turn Left)
   4. Mako (Turn Right)
6. Werewolf hunters believe you can obtain sancutary form a predatory Werewolf by climbing into what type of tree?
   1. Tree of Knowledge (Turn Left)
   2. Oak Tree (Turn Right)
   3. Ash Tree (Turn Left)
   4. Chestnut Tree (Turn Right)
7. The 1st, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 9th, 11th, 13th, 15th words in the song “Patty Cake” are?
   1. patty, cake, bakers, man, fast, as, you, can (Turn Left)
   2. patty, patty, bake, bakers, as, a, as, can (Turn Right)
   3. patty, patty, bakers, bake, a, as, a, can (Turn Left)
   4. patty, patty, bakers, bake, a, as, as, can (Turn Right)
8. In addition to the word “Lycanthrope” what other term is most often used when referring to a Werewolf?
   1. Micah (Turn Right)
   2. Shapeshifter (Turn Left)
   3. Leviathan (Turn Left)
   4. Lichen (Turn Right)
9. What celebrity’s face was used as a mold for the Michael Meyers mask in the Halloween series?
   1. Tom Selleck (Turn Right)
   2. Ted Danson (Turn Left)
   3. Tony Danza (Turn Right)
   4. William Shatner (Turn Left)
10. Who is the original killer in Friday the 13th?
    1. Jason Voorhees (Turn Right)
    2. Lorraine Voorhees (Turn Left)
    3. Pamela Voorhees (Turn Right)
    4. Dr. Sam Loomis (Turn Left)

There you have it a quick cheat through the Mid-South Maze. Well, not really since there’s usually more than one left or right and bunches of unmarked turns. Guess you’ll just have to come and figure it out for yourself.

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