Category — Memes
Barney’s Glee

Word of the Week: nimble
Barney, jealous of his snowy cousins during the storm, couldn’t help but laugh and think, “who’s the nimble one now!” as the sun beamed. ~ 136

December 19, 2011 10 Comments
Happy Halloween
Bill and Jim had been lunching here for the last 30 years. Many things had changed. Unfortunately, the service wasn’t one of them. ~ 130
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May had thought Dan’s visage a touch eerie at first; but he was so open it was hard not to love him for the man he was inside. ~ 126
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Jan looked at Sue as they sat down for lunch and realized their Black Friday shopping had consumed more than just their time and money. ~ 136
Word of the Week: eerie

October 31, 2011 6 Comments
Pass the Spam #7
It’s been a slow week spam wise, but I’m sure I’ll find something in the bin or my saved file. How about you, any good spam on your blog, email, or chat?
The rules are simple:
- Choose your favorite spam comment(s) of the week. **I started a document holding all the gems I find.**
- Strip the spam of any links or urls. **We’re not trying to generate any business for them.**
- Post it on your blog. Don’t be afraid to share the surrounding context of the spam, sometimes that’s the best part. **A link back to Calico Contemplations or inclusion of the Pass the Spam button (available on sidebar) is appreciated.**
- Stop by Calico Contemplations every Tuesday after 12:01am and add your post link to the linky so we can all get a chuckle.

October 18, 2011 Comments Off
Keyword Collection
This week’s spam offering came in response to several different posts I’ve written in the last couple of weeks. Either this is a riddle with a million dollar prize at the end or the author is hoping their impressive collection of key words will confuse my filter and allow their link to be posted.
Standard Cause,importance box because transfer debt failure smile out collect consequence
thank tradition call magazine considerable institute allow why trouble soldier store student declare since signal requirement vital appropriate outcome particularly creation somewhat past forward proposal publication expenditure conclude truth weekend last event word beginning record proportion mental fair summer at meeting bar travel purpose thank lie neither the real commission either violence code reasonable emphasis need close may response touch teacher while context writer standard expensive acid turn media construction himself party high pension gas safe variation proper
What do you think?
No spammers were harmed in the making of this meme. What a shame!

October 11, 2011 1 Comment
Pass the Spam #6
Late again! I’ve really got to get these scheduled!
The rules are simple:
- Choose your favorite spam comment(s) of the week. **I started a document holding all the gems I find.**
- Strip the spam of any links or urls. **We’re not trying to generate any business for them.**
- Post it on your blog. Don’t be afraid to share the surrounding context of the spam, sometimes that’s the best part. **A link back to Calico Contemplations or inclusion of the Pass the Spam button (available on sidebar) is appreciated.**
- Stop by Calico Contemplations every Tuesday after 12:01am and add your post link to the linky so we can all get a chuckle.

October 11, 2011 Comments Off
Pass the Spam #5
Sorry I’m so late! I really need to get several weeks scheduled so that they are sure to go out on time. With both Muffin and I in school now its not like scheduling or remembering is going to get any easier.
The good news is my spam box is full and I’m sure to find something fun to share with you. I’m beginning to thing that many spammers could have wildly successful paid blogs if they would invest have the effort in blogging that they do in spamming. Just a thought.
The rules are simple:
- Choose your favorite spam comment(s) of the week. **I started a document holding all the gems I find.**
- Strip the spam of any links or urls. **We’re not trying to generate any business for them.**
- Post it on your blog. Don’t be afraid to share the surrounding context of the spam, sometimes that’s the best part. **A link back to Calico Contemplations or inclusion of the Pass the Spam button (available on sidebar) is appreciated.**
- Stop by Calico Contemplations every Tuesday after 12:01am and add your post link to the linky so we can all get a chuckle.
No spammers were harmed in the making of this meme. What a shame!

October 4, 2011 Comments Off
Pass the Spam #4
So last week life got away from me and today I simply forgot. But Grandma ever faithful has posted her spam of the week and its hilarious so here’s the linky.
The rules are simple:
- Choose your favorite spam comment(s) of the week. **I started a document holding all the gems I find.**
- Strip the spam of any links or urls. **We’re not trying to generate any business for them.**
- Post it on your blog. Don’t be afraid to share the surrounding context of the spam, sometimes that’s the best part. **A link back to Calico Contemplations or inclusion of the Pass the Spam button (available on sidebar) is appreciated.**
- Stop by Calico Contemplations every Tuesday after 12:01am and add your post link to the linky so we can all get a chuckle.
No spammers were harmed in the making of this meme. What a shame!

September 27, 2011 Comments Off


















